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<title>Michael Bay used a squillion dollars and a hundred supercomputers&#8217; worth of CG for a brilliant art movie about the illusory nature of plot.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p>"Michael Bay used a squillion dollars and a hundred supercomputers&#8217; worth of CG for a brilliant art movie about the illusory nature of plot."</p> &mdash; <i><a href="http://io9.com/5301898/michael-bay-finally-made-an-art-movie?skyline=true&amp;s=i"> Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie</a></i> - This review of <i>Transformers 2</i> is one of the funniest I ever read. I haven&#8217;t seen it yet and I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s a horrid movie but still this review made me want to watch it: It&#8217;s like a road accident ahead, you can&#8217;t avoid wanting to look. But perhaps I&#8217;ll wait for the DVD, so I can organize some drinking games. ]]></description>
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<p>"Michael Bay used a squillion dollars and a hundred supercomputers&#8217; worth of CG for a brilliant art movie about the illusory nature of plot."</p> &mdash; <i><a href="http://io9.com/5301898/michael-bay-finally-made-an-art-movie?skyline=true&amp;s=i"> Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie</a></i> - This review of <i>Transformers 2</i> is one of the funniest I ever read. I haven&#8217;t seen it yet and I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s a horrid movie but still this review made me want to watch it: It&#8217;s like a road accident ahead, you can&#8217;t avoid wanting to look. But perhaps I&#8217;ll wait for the DVD, so I can organize some drinking games.
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<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 19:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/MxzYp1piapdl7vxcrMmSvKMlo1_500.gif" /></p>I hadn&#8217;t linked <a href="http://catandgirl.com/?p=2088">Cat and Girl</a> for a while, but Dorothy&#8217;s take on the reactions to Michael Jackson&#8217;s death is spot on. <i>(via <a href="http://dev.null.org/">The Null Device</a>)</i> ]]></description>
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<p><img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/MxzYp1piapdl7vxcrMmSvKMlo1_500.gif" /></p>I hadn&#8217;t linked <a href="http://catandgirl.com/?p=2088">Cat and Girl</a> for a while, but Dorothy&#8217;s take on the reactions to Michael Jackson&#8217;s death is spot on. <i>(via <a href="http://dev.null.org/">The Null Device</a>)</i>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:47:38 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Video</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3TlCGh5Pc90&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3TlCGh5Pc90&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br /><br /><i>Content-Preserving Warps for 3D Video Stabilization (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/aseema">CDM</a>)</i>: This is just an incredible presentation. Camera movement is one of the things that sets apart low budget from &#8216;professional&#8217; filmmaking and it&#8217;s good to see the potential for yet another gap narrowing. Indiependents sometimes waste so much time and resources on it, it&#8217;ll be nice to let computers handle it so we can do some actual filmmaking. ]]></description>
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<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3TlCGh5Pc90&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3TlCGh5Pc90&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br /><br /><i>Content-Preserving Warps for 3D Video Stabilization (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/aseema">CDM</a>)</i>: This is just an incredible presentation. Camera movement is one of the things that sets apart low budget from &#8216;professional&#8217; filmmaking and it&#8217;s good to see the potential for yet another gap narrowing. Indiependents sometimes waste so much time and resources on it, it&#8217;ll be nice to let computers handle it so we can do some actual filmmaking.
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:11:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ <object width="500" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GJjUVIIYptE&#038;hl=pt-br&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x3a3a3a&#038;color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GJjUVIIYptE&#038;hl=pt-br&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x3a3a3a&#038;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="400"></embed></object><br /><br /><i>The Astounding World of the Future</i>! ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Atlas Obscura: Wondrous, curious, and bizarre locations around the world</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:24:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/MxzYp1piap6uxk3whISNUqi6o1_500.jpg" /></p><a href="http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/2009/05/auto-sueno-y-materia-auto.php"><i>Auto. Sueño y Materia - Cars and landscapes</i></a>, an exhibition at the L<a href="http://www.laboralcentrodearte.org/">aboral Centro</a> in Gijon, Spain, looks very interesting. Even though automobiles are pretty ubiquous still, exhibitions like this make me feel the car is already a 20th century anachronism&#8230; ]]></description>
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<p><img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/MxzYp1piap6uxk3whISNUqi6o1_500.jpg" /></p><a href="http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/archives/2009/05/auto-sueno-y-materia-auto.php"><i>Auto. Sueño y Materia - Cars and landscapes</i></a>, an exhibition at the L<a href="http://www.laboralcentrodearte.org/">aboral Centro</a> in Gijon, Spain, looks very interesting. Even though automobiles are pretty ubiquous still, exhibitions like this make me feel the car is already a 20th century anachronism&#8230;
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:45:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>China blocks Hummer takeover, because of the environment.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8120231.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8120231.stm</a></p>That&#8217;s right, not even <i>China</i> wants Hummer. Ouch. (<i>via <a href="http://dev.null.org/blog/archive/2009/06/26#1847_chinsaysh">The Null Device</a></i>) ]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8120231.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8120231.stm</a></p>That&#8217;s right, not even <i>China</i> wants Hummer. Ouch. (<i>via <a href="http://dev.null.org/blog/archive/2009/06/26#1847_chinsaysh">The Null Device</a></i>)
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:35:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/MxzYp1piaoz7y02mQujFPbwIo1_500.jpg" /></p>I guess this is Being A Man Sunday. Here&#8217;s <a href="http://garra.jp/style/tailored/index.html">a japanese website with How-to videos</a> on useful topics such as tying a necktie, doing some ironing, shining shoes or entertaining guests with magic tricks. I&#8217;m ashamed to admit I&#8217;m still mastering the <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4776825453418327083">T-shirt-Do</a>. <i>(via <a href="http://acontinuouslean.com/2009/06/07/life-skills-via-japan/">A Continuous Lean</a>)</i> ]]></description>
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<p><img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/MxzYp1piaoz7y02mQujFPbwIo1_500.jpg" /></p>I guess this is Being A Man Sunday. Here&#8217;s <a href="http://garra.jp/style/tailored/index.html">a japanese website with How-to videos</a> on useful topics such as tying a necktie, doing some ironing, shining shoes or entertaining guests with magic tricks. I&#8217;m ashamed to admit I&#8217;m still mastering the <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4776825453418327083">T-shirt-Do</a>. <i>(via <a href="http://acontinuouslean.com/2009/06/07/life-skills-via-japan/">A Continuous Lean</a>)</i>
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<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 11:27:15 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Five classic cocktails every man should know</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://artofmanliness.com/2009/06/01/5-classic-cocktails-every-man-should-know/">http://artofmanliness.com/2009/06/01/5-classic-cocktails-every-man-should-know/</a></p>So&#8230; what&#8217;s in a Martini after all? ]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://artofmanliness.com/2009/06/01/5-classic-cocktails-every-man-should-know/">http://artofmanliness.com/2009/06/01/5-classic-cocktails-every-man-should-know/</a></p>So&#8230; what&#8217;s in a Martini after all?
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<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 11:18:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ <object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.nipponcinema.com/v/play.swf" width="480" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://www.nipponcinema.com/v/play.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="file=http://www.nipponcinema.com/pl/throne_of_blood_trailer/" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /></object><br /><br />The <a href="http://www.nipponcinema.com/trailers/throne_of_blood_trailer/">trailer</a> for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_Kurosawa">Akira Kurosawa</a>&#8217;s <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050613/">Throne of Blood</a></i>. Put simply, the best Shakespeare film adaptation (since it&#8217;s an adaptation of <i>MacBeth</i>), and high on my Best Movie Ever shortlist. No cinematic moment gives me the goosebumps as much as that ending. Makes <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Penn">Arthur Penn</a>, the guy who shot that ending to <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061418/">Bonnie and Clyde</a></i>, look like a wuss. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 18:03:00 GMT</pubDate>
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